Sometimes...

...I forget what I was thinking about when I wrote the title of the post, so the text underneath may be totally unrelated to anything in Guatemala. And, like voodoo, I don't believe in editing. Or evolution.

OK, I lied about that last one. I believe in evolution. But not John Travolta. He doesn't exist.

Also, I changed the names of everybody I talk about, to protect the guilty. Or, theoretically, the innocent. Which might explain the Jackie Chan post. Also, the movie itself is ridiculous, but is an unbelievable prophet-like revelation of Awesome if you're a fan of b-movies.

Case in Point

Listening to: Love Like Winter, by AFI - like watching the Punisher (not the Dolph Lundgren one, although he does kick ass), but in purely audio form

OK, besides the obvious ridiculous awesomeness that was Tuesday evening and the mind-twisting head-exploding disaster that was Wednesday morning, shit's all good here in whiskey-drinking country. I have a wide range of articles to read, which just makes me wish I'd taken a speed-reading class -- articles titled: Five Reasons not to Vote for President, We Need to Go to Darfur, and Shaving my Junk. I of course am talking about foxnews.com.

Yeah, I admit, I lied on that last one. I'm just attempting to give free advertising to pointsincase dot com. It was my go-to source of random weirdasfuck humor to while away the time while I was in the Balkans' newest country for a year or so. Read Nate DeGraaf's older stuff. It'll bend your mind into itself...and maybe piss you off if you don't like Ron Paul (who he does, and I don't).

Recently finished: Sailor Jerry rum and diet coke. Good stuff, for rum. And it'll get ya drunk!

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