Grimy assholes

If I ever see someone come to my wedding reception in a grimy wife beater and flip-up sunglasses, I will fucking break his nose. Needless to say, some cockbag came to a reception M & I were at last weekend dressed as such. Dude looked like he needed serious rehab. Maybe shock treatment, courtesy of me. And I wasn't even in the wedding party! Anyway, rant complete. Please forgive my post title, it may be somewhat misleading.